Well I was super extra and super emotional. I now know why. After not getting a period for three months, finally today Aunt Flo came to town. I knew I wasn’t knocked up because I took tests. Maybe if I was, a DNA test would prove to the bed-ridden beauty that Prince Charming has been cheating on her. He is a weak coward just like his sick spouse. The weak love the weak.
Have I mentioned, I am no longer holding ANYTHING back? No one will hire me anyways so why act all poised and proper when I can talk about whatever I want because I paid $500.80 for this website. It’s mine. If you don’t like it, bounce.
Even though I know I keep your attention. Why have any shame? Judge me all you want because IDGAF.