Late LOLs

Someone is on the hunt for my Friends Only announcement. Buy my book. I have another website that grants public access to my private life. I am truly flattered that I fascinate people from my past.

If you care so much, I want and need these items (assembled please). Or send flowers to brighten up my melancholy please.

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/30381729/

https://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S39177644/

We will start off with that and then I can add more stuff.

I am still good at keeping secrets. Not one person knows everything I have been up to. My regular visitors are up to 140. I am feeling all inspired as the clock strikes midnight. New day.